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well yes of course i want my otp to be happy 

but first let me see one of them choking back tears at a hospital bedside while the other lies in a coma (◉‿◉✿)

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Not only can I teach you math, I can teach you math in bed. You know, I’ll add the bed, you subtract the clothes, you divide the legs, and I’ll multiply.

Miranda Kenneally

Sherlock AU: When Sherlock is sent to rehab, he meets Doctor John Watson, the man responsible for turning his life around.

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do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT

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Can you please avoid the “#” during Ramadan? It looks like a waffle. Thanks.

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I must say I find that girl utterly delightful. Flat as a board, enormous birthmark in the shape of Mexico over half her face, sweating for hours on end in that sweltering kitchen while Mendl (genius though he is) looms over her like a hulking gorilla - yet without question, without fail, always, and invariably: she’s exceedingly lovely. Why? Because of her purity. - The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014, dir. by Wes Anderson)

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the fuckin socks came this makes me so happY

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  • me: here is 300 gold give me your best magic staff
  • walmart cashier: sir for the last time


I’ve just met my college art professor and she has recognized me and she’s asked me how school is going and remembered beautiful old times
She’s the best

the fan mail button shouldn’t be so close to the unfollow button.

I happen to want to send fan mail to a person I am a big fan of.

and i accidentally clicked the unfollow button.

and now u dare say ‘you haven’t been a fan long enough 2 send the fan mail’

wow rude .

All she had to do was give him a look and he didn’t even need to ask if he had been “Not good?" - afangirlingwritergypsy

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